I am a special enforcer
Yeah, a special enforcer. Well at least, that’s what my coach called all the benchwarmers last year; and it being my freshman year, I guess you could say I was proud of that. You know, it almost sounds like a superhero right? And the rare chance I would get on the floor, I would feel like here I was, saving the day. Okay, so granted when I did get on the floor, we would probably be up by like a thousand or so, but still, they wanted my awesome defense to make it even less of a game by shutting down whichever post I was guarding. I knew I was liked, mainly because our fans would scream and holler whenever I was subbed in and, God forbid I got the ball and scored; we’d have to shut the place down.
By the end of the year, I achieved the ‘Special Enforcer of the Year’ award, and though it isn’t recognized with ESPN, it was pretty big within the special enforcers I knew, and that was okay in my books. I didn’t get an award, I didn’t get a plaque, no streamers or balloons, I didn’t even get a friggin’ cake – but, within the special enforcer community around the world, I was thee best one.
That was pretty much my freshman year – plus or minus a few nights I may or may not remember (which I cannot talk about because I promised myself I’d keep this strictly PG rated) – but that was freshman year; simply a blur.
So sit back, relax, and have a kit kat. This could be the most boring and un-updated blog you’ve ever read; or, it could change your lives in ways you’d never imagine.
…because everyone is a special enforcer at heart; some just choose to get on the court.

THE FEW NIGHTS YOU MAY NOT REMEMBER?!|slaps you|
ReplyDeleteOooh I like your ending quote.